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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Toon 4 My Tuesday

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES PRAYER

Desperate Housewives Prayer
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

3 comments:

Sally's World said...

wow, thats where i've been going wrong...i'm saying the wrong prayers!!! LOL!

RileyScott said...

Has this ever worked?

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I seriously need to start saying this 100 times a day!