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Monday, May 4, 2009

Important Women's Health Issue


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas..

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, Erotic lustfulness, Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing, Loss of money, Loss of virginity, Pregnancy,Table dancing, Memory Loss, Headache

Dehydration, Dry mouth, And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not..

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

Please share this with others who may need Margaritas. Thank you.


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5 comments:

RileyScott said...

I'll have to recommend this to my wife

Dorsey said...

This prescription is best filled by a hunky cabana boy next to a peaceful beach...or hubby bringing me a pitcher while I soak in a hot bath and imagine he's a cabana boy. =)

Sally's World said...

great, have told all my friends and they seem more open to ths remedy than the usual ones i offer....strange!!!

Kathy B! said...

I will take this under advisement and medicate myself accordingly.
:)

Rachel said...

This was hilarious.