People who have rules that they don't follow themselves
Those people who just HAVE to pull out in front of you (when nobody's behind you)
. . . . then go really friggin slow
those irritating people who keep inching forward at red lights then don't go when the damned thing turns green!
Networks who won't keep a show in the same time slot for any amount of time then cancel it because it can't find an audience (well duh we can't find it!!)
Instructions on shampoo bottles
DJ's who keep talking when the song is playing
Anybody who drives slower than me
Those damn semi-transparent network logos that take up the bottom 1/4 of the TV screen
Braille instructions at drive up teller machines. If a person is blind, why the hell would they be driving?
People who gossip too much
People who lose 100+ pounds on the subway diet (yeah right)
The Internet ads that make you hit a target to "win".
When you go past the time you want to set the alarm clock to.
People who stop in the middle of the isle....right in front of you
When you forget what you were going to say
People who don't appreciate what you do for them
When someone is about to tell you something then goes "no wait, never mind"
When you bite your tongue
When a chip bag is half filled with air
Reality tv shows
People who sing a song but don't know the words
People who wear sunglasses inside
Those emails that offer ways to get out of debt, or "great offers on mortgages"
When there are no spots in a parking lot
When you are IMing and someone IMs you and you type in that IM instead of the intended one. Even worse if you send the message to the wrong person
Crappy remixes of old songs
When you are in a hurry and you hit every red light, and get behind every slow car.
When people say,"Can I ask you a question?" This is clearly a question, leaving you no options, as they have already asked you a question
When, at the movies, the butter only goes on the top layer of the popcorn
When you are drinking something, and it "goes down the wrong pipe"
When your favorite pen runs out of ink
Squirrels that just run right onto the road
When you drive by a dead skunk
When you burn your tongue
When you wait at the doctors office for an hour, and see the doctor for 5 minutes
When you dial a number, and you get that loud screeching noise
Movies with subtitles
People who don't leave messages.
When a candy bar melts in the wrapper
When something really irritates you and there is not a damn thing you can do to change it!!!!!