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Monday, March 16, 2009

Disgusting Truth of Your Life

During an hour's
swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises
(touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.

The average person burps about fifteen times a day—generally a little more than they fart. Since belching is just another way of breaking wind

Each volley of farts consists of about 9 percent carbon dioxide and 7 percent methane, two gases that contribute to global warming.

One serious study on the differences between the sexes concerning their eructation habits found that when fed the exact same food, women have more concentrated gas than men, or "a greater odor intensity."

The sweat that oozes from your pores is actually a weak version of pee, made up of the same components as urine: water, salts, and urea. It also contains a chemical that is the same as wasp poison, and another chemical that is similar to what skunks spray.


SO said...

Um. Ew. But interesting. I'm always looking for interesting facts that I can store away in my brain for when I go on Jeopardy.

RileyScott said...

Have you indirectly touched your 15 penis' today?

I can see it now, a new advertisement is born

~Tom~ said...

Scary stuff. The one thing I would love the answer to is the shaking hands after masturbation fact. Why is the number higher for women? Do they masturbate more than men or just less worried about proper hygiene?


Just A Chic said...

So, none of this bothered me until I thought about my kids touching door handles. Then I tasted a bit of puke in my mouth. Thanks friend.

Cozyflier said...

Hmm, like I really wanted to know all these facts! Think I'll avoid shaking hands!!!