Hey girls…..Finally a good explanation….

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much
information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today,
when I look at my butt in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief,
just look how smart and happy I am!